I see the police often eating a strange, sugary, and circular "O". I do not know what this food item is called, but it seems to be the cause of their obesity. Not that all the police are obese, but this seems to be the cause of it for the ones who are. Their cheeks puff like what the New Yorkers call balloons! Red balloons.

As for the criminals, I suspected as much. All New Yorkers are nothing but rabble: greedy rabble biting and clawing at each other blindly.